So I wanted to do something nice for her. I took her to the toy store and said you have a budge of $30 you can pick anything in the store as long as it is under that.

Well we wondered around and she pointed out a few things she would like, and in the end settled on a little disney princess dress-up set. It was only $17, so I suggested she get another small one to go with it, Now we were up to $23. I pointed it out, after making her do the arithmetic to figure out how much, that she still had a surplus.

She said "well, Laurence might like a little toy too," and while he played at the little train table we went and picked out a little star wars figure that cost $7.99. I let the 99¢ slide.

I don't deserve her.