Basics
Name: Sean
Bday: j4nu4r3 97h 1ph 3y3 mu57
Martial Arts: provisional fu
Nickname: I don't think I have any
Occupation/Major: factotum/English
Hobbies: I don't think I have any
Location: Seven Corners, Sears side, with a covetous eye on the Willston side

Favorites
Movie: haven't seen it yet
Actor/Actress: Pepe the Prawn
Ice Cream: the kind that's paid for
Trick/Gymnastic Skill/Wushu Move/Kick: making like I just hurt my groin
Smell: that's between me & the smell
Board Game: the ones with no dice (I'm in a phase)
Book: Operation Wandering Soul
Food: see Ice Cream
Color: Do people really have favorite colors? I always thought that was just something you asked kids, & they made something up & then stuck with it for years, like when--I don't think I have one
Mode of transportation: Atala fixed
Number: zero (there's a pretty good book about it)
Web Site: Do people really have favorite websites? Is that like--never mind
Flower: roses, because everybody thinks they're all sweet & romantic, but really their wicked tough & they'll rip you to bloody confetti just as soon as go fishin

Other
Can you touch type? Usually, but 1337 gives me trouble. Computer typing turns all them typing muscles to mush, though, & then you get carpal tunnel or something. When I think I'm slipping I get out the Hermes 3000 or the Skywriter & hammer on that for a while.
Crutons or Baconbits? I've never really understood the application of dry bread cubes to salad. I've never understood bacon bits in any context. I like my salads unadorned.
Words Or Phrases I Overuse? In theory, if I remember correctly, as far as I know, in my humble personal opinion, let me tell ya, that's the spirit!
Least favorite chore? Is working for a living a chore? Working for a living.
I usually Dress in? Yes, I almost invariably do.
If I had a million Dollars? I'd put it away, give myself a week to come up with something worthy to do with it, & after I couldn't think of anything I'd give it to my sister, who wants to raise a family, of all things.
What are your Pet peeves? People who don't signal their intent, people who try to win with volume, people who put more work into avoiding their work than their work would require, people who diss liberal arts educations, people who think irony is automatically deep, most people. Chronic debilitating injuries too, they just piss me off to no end.
If you could live at any time in history, when? In the future, when they can arrest me for murder before I murder anybody.
What's the best advice given to you? In an unreasonable situation, an unreasonable action is reasonable (this actually tied with longstanding fave "eat like you don't know where your next meal is coming from").
What's the worst advice you ever got? If we take in our hand any volume; of divinity or school metaphysics, for instance; let us ask, Does it contain any abstract reasoning concerning quantity or number? No. Does it contain any experimental reasoning concerning matter of fact & existence? No. Commit it then to the flames: for it can contain nothing but sophistry & illusion.
What scares you? Blindness, paralysis, arthritis, Brown Recluses, um, sprawl & its attendants; for a properly full & cross-referenced accounting I'll have to get back to you.
Who is last person you talked to on the phone? Mr. Sexton, to find out how to work the questionnaire thing.
Do you like to dance? Only Argentine tango, & I don't actually know how, I'm still trying to figure out how to ask someone to take lessons with me without them thinking I'm trying to get laid.
What was the last thing you ate? Celexa.
What song are you listening to right now? None, but I've got Bus Stop stuck in my head.
What are you going to do after this? Go pick up my dad at the bus stop.